"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
Today I went to Subway.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
your boobs are real? great! your boobs are fake? thats pretty cool too. you erased the memories of your classmates and forced them into a school of mutual killing? wow thats kind of