How white people compliment someone: Aw, you look really pretty <3
How Black people compliment someone: MAN LOOK I’M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS COMING OUT HERE STUNTIN ON FOLK FOR NO GODDAMN REASON I CAN’T FUCKING STAND YOU BITCH SMFH
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs